Mission 1: Easy Peasy. Pick up the armor and weaopn located opposite of the phone. Hop over the rail to get it. Make sure you have a sniper rifle. I took a taxi because i wanted to do this fast. Once there run down to the water. Grab a boat. Head either to the side of your targets boat or towards the rear. Maintain a good distance (enough so you can still snipe). Once your are in a good position. Exit the boat. Zoom in, if you cant clearly see your targets head move the boat more. Zoom in and time the boats sway with your shot. Once you got it fire. Done. If it's raining it may be hard and you may have a boat chase with SMG's. Its just like a car chase but with an SMG. Cool.

Mission 2: Get the weapons. Do not take a taxi. Take a car and ride it to the location, a really short chase will start. It will lead to a trap. Use corners and just shoot away taking them out one by one. I used the M4 rifle, which is a head shot machine. To be a head shot maniac first make sure auto-aim is on. Target your enemy then lightly press up on the right thumb stick. Aim for where the head would be. When they stick their head out a 1- 2 round shot would take care of them. Just right.

Mission 3: Pick up the rocket launcher. Take a car. Drive to the booth tunnel. Take the left side. There are two or three ways to do this.

• First you can wait for the target to enter the chopper then blow it up with a rocket, aim over the booth.
• You can blow up the helicopter with a rocket and then the car they are in
• Or you can blow the helicopter up then gun them down through the windshield with an SMG or M4.

Mission 4: Easy. Pick up what you need and head over there. Take a car. You can run the target over, gun them down with an SMG or blow them up with a rocket. Awesome.

Mission 5: Head towards the back of the refinery. Head up the stairs there is one guy at the top shoot him quickly. Head most of the way up and shoot the guys with the M4 or sniper. Make sure not to expose yourself to much. You should take out all but 2 or 3 of them. Hunt the rest down. Kool!

Mission 6: The only mission I had to do twice. Damn cops. Grab the armor and weapons like always. Take a taxi if you want. Grab a hotdog to your right if you need it then slowly proceed down the alley. Your first target is in the window. You can snipe him, watch out a cop may see. If a cop sees, no worry, just loose them in the general area of your targets. Drive around in circles. As soon as your are out of the radius just sit there and go no further. Head back. Your second target is right below. Your last target is pretty much at the very top. Head up the stairs slowly. Press left trigger to auto target do this in a 360º rotation halfway up each flight of stairs. Take out the last guy on the last floor. Awesome.

Mission 7: This was pretty easy. I got a large vehicle, a bobcat. I drove to the targets location, I rammed them head on and fired and killed the target.

Mission 8: If you have a rock it would help or at least a grenade as well. Ride to there and either fire the rocket at the group or chuck a grenade. Hunt the survivors down and SMG them to death.

Mission 9: Since this is the last mission you would expect it to the hardest, right? Wrong. This mission is even easier then the first. Get a sniper again. Take a taxi to the location. Look over the side wall where the taxi drops you off. Your target will be standing in a boat in the water. Snipe him in the head, your done.

Please contact me if you want to use this, otherwise it's stealing.

Im compiling a list of sites that host TV and Movies, or links to them. Sadly stage6 has shut down. So the fidelity has gone down. However its nice if you want an episode.

One of my favorites.

• www.joox.net

My other favorite

• quicksilverscreens.com

not a bad one

• guba.com

a link site

• alluc.org

every southpark episode!!!

• southparkzone.net

Most family guy episodes

• familyguyx.net

A site i havent checked out yet.

• http://tvlinksdb.com/

aApparently cell phones kills your sperm guys. Yes they do. Not "maybe", not "could" but they fry your little twinkles.

In an observational study, researchers from Cleveland, Mumbai, and New Orleans found that the number of hours in a day that a man uses his cell phone can affect all aspects of his sperm profile.

Three hundred and sixty-four men undergoing evaluation for infertility were classified into three groups according to their sperm count. Among the men in the group with a normal sperm count, those who did not use a cell phone at all had sperm counts averaging 86 million per milliliter, with 68% motility, and 40% normal forms. Among men in the normal count group who used a cell phone more than four hours a day, the averages were significantly lower: 66 million sperm per milliliter, 48% motility, and 21% normal forms.

Thats right guys your balls are on fire! Wait theres more! My blogs are all typed on a laptop... Apparently it fries my balls too! Basically it raises the tempature and your balls stop producing sperm! My flipping God what doesnt fry your balls? Mountain dew! Yes mountain dew does not fry your balls!!!

This has got to be one of my favorites! The spokesperson for Pepsi, who makes the neon green soda, denies that it "has adverse affects on [the] human reproduction system." It was believed that excessive consumption of the dye in the drink, FD&C yellow number five (tartrazine), could lower a man's sperm count, but the US Food and Drug Administration also says that it's not true.

So all in all. Drink all the mountain dew you want. Watch out for your laptop and cell phone.

In Ohio, a teen has been explled from his school for creating a Myspace where his principal is listed as a child moletsor. Pretty funny i know. Here is a xerox copy of the myspace, sadly the police dont know how to save webapages or take screenshots:


The arrows point to interesting points. Now heres the thing. The parents are suing the school. Wow. They have filed a federal lawsuit claiming that the 13-year-old's free speech rights have been violated by education officials. Toader and Marianna Osan claim that their son (who is identified only by his initials in U.S. District Court filings, do to the fact he's a minor) was improperly booted from the eighth grade at Hillside Middle School in Parma after educators learned of the boy's creation of a MySpace page for principal Jeff Cook.

The MySpace profile, which was headlined "Your Princeypal," did not carry Cook's name, but it included his photo and identified him as the Hillside Middle School principal. The since-removed profile, an excerpt of which you'll find below, listed:


Cook's general interests are "giving students anal" and "jacking off in my office," and named his heroes as Michael Jackson, Adolph Hitler, and Saddam Hussein. Ha ha ha well i never thinking acting like a 12 year old will get old! For his vulgar online handiwork, "R.O." (the initials of the kid, probably Robert) was first suspended, and then, on February 7, was informed that he was being expelled (for "malicious harassment") until June 10, effectively the end of the school year, according to a February 20 court filing.

His parents argue that students "disrespecting teachers outside of school is an age-old tradition, and one from which teachers neither need nor deserve protection...It would be naive to think that even the most popular principal is not the subject of student ridicule and parody." The Osans are seeking their son's immediate return to school and a judicial order protecting his off-campus speech, which previously included the observation that Cook had an affinity for the Purple Penetrator, a sex toy.

This is my problem. Was the kid wrong? Yes. Should he be punished? Yes. In fact he needs to be spanked. He doesn't need to be expelled for doing this stupid stunt. I do think he needs to be slapped for stealing ideas and not coming up with anything interesting. Damn sue happy people i hate them,