aApparently cell phones kills your sperm guys. Yes they do. Not "maybe", not "could" but they fry your little twinkles.

In an observational study, researchers from Cleveland, Mumbai, and New Orleans found that the number of hours in a day that a man uses his cell phone can affect all aspects of his sperm profile.

Three hundred and sixty-four men undergoing evaluation for infertility were classified into three groups according to their sperm count. Among the men in the group with a normal sperm count, those who did not use a cell phone at all had sperm counts averaging 86 million per milliliter, with 68% motility, and 40% normal forms. Among men in the normal count group who used a cell phone more than four hours a day, the averages were significantly lower: 66 million sperm per milliliter, 48% motility, and 21% normal forms.

Thats right guys your balls are on fire! Wait theres more! My blogs are all typed on a laptop... Apparently it fries my balls too! Basically it raises the tempature and your balls stop producing sperm! My flipping God what doesnt fry your balls? Mountain dew! Yes mountain dew does not fry your balls!!!

This has got to be one of my favorites! The spokesperson for Pepsi, who makes the neon green soda, denies that it "has adverse affects on [the] human reproduction system." It was believed that excessive consumption of the dye in the drink, FD&C yellow number five (tartrazine), could lower a man's sperm count, but the US Food and Drug Administration also says that it's not true.

So all in all. Drink all the mountain dew you want. Watch out for your laptop and cell phone.